'Baby Substitute' by Rochelle
| Inspired by Chapter 45: TY for 1000 Hits |
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Matti: Matt, don't you want a cat or a doggy? Mello: He doesn't want one. Matti: Mello, don't you want a cat or a doggy? Mello: I'd like a cat. Matti: So why don't you get a cat? Mello: Because we are often away from home for extended periods and it would be unfair to the cat. Plus Matt already has an extensive repetoire of 'baby substitute' jokes and I don't want to give him an excuse for more. If we ever reach the point where we are at home all the time, then I will get one. |
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